Top Five Wants More Coherent Than James Damore‘s Demands

Eli Heina Dadabhoy
2 min readJan 11, 2018
from the James Damore lawsuit: The Plaintiff hereby requests permission and full access to return to the Google campus — located at 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway Mountain View, California — to discuss the subject material contained within his memo and engage with current female and minority employees in logical debates pertaining to it and related topics.

Zigazig, ah

Get with your friends, too? Not sure if I want in on your group sitch, tbh.

A girl with shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes

I couldn’t find a GIF, OK? But I bet those shoes cut and the skull eyes at least glow like embers, if not shine like diamonds.

It, that way…..

….aaaaaay

To lay like this forever until the sky falls down on me

Some beautiful boy to save your from your old ways

Honorable Mention: When I kiss your lips, to sink down to the bottom of the sea.

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Eli Heina Dadabhoy

[ee-lie hee-na dad-uh-boy] Blogger, cat foster, and all-around Person Who Says Stuff.